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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I remember when my dad had 365 used condoms so he made a tyre.
Called it a Goodyear.
Called it a Goodyear.
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I don't get it
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Apparently, hours before
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A couple of mates and I went into a strange pub the other day. We quickly realised we'd made a big mistake. Some nasty types at the bar started giving us threatening looks, and soon they were on their way over.
"Quick, pretend we're the police" said Dave.
I'd only got half way through the first verse of "Message In A Bottle" before they'd given us a proper hiding.
"Quick, pretend we're the police" said Dave.
I'd only got half way through the first verse of "Message In A Bottle" before they'd given us a proper hiding.
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Except there aren’t as Oldham (or anywhere else in the UK) doesn’t appear to have a 'Skin Street'.There ARE two number 5's not IS
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