The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Did the motherboard cleaning thing paid for 6 weeks at one point (fire recovery work and the company had specialist equipment to dry it out after)...
 
Pity about the spelling though - still what cat could ever spell correctly :D
 
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." The wasted man asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled.
 
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An American Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Mum, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?” “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”
 
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