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A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"
Little boy won't stop sucking his thumb. The family try everything they can think of, but he keeps on sucking his thumb
Travelling by bus, mother says in exasperation, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, you'll end up like....she sees a pregnant woman and points at her....like that lady there."
Success. boy stops sucking his thumb, but is now staring at pregnant woman. She notices this and asks "Why are you staring at me?"
"Because I know how you got to be like that!"