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Two salesmen were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their offer and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result - the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude salesmen were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of the men said: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
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I'm guessing it's a school dinner.
I think they actually train their caterers to turn food into something that looks (and tastes) like it would be of interest to a forensic archaeologist.
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Is that a variation of Roddy Llewellyn having a small part in Charlie's aunt?
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Did you go by tube?
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Did it make you bristle?
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I bet he was fed up to the back teeth about that.
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What are you carping on about?Really?
Is this the plaice for this?
( and we all know what happens next)
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Just on my high Perch, Phishing for compliments
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Cod help usJust on my high Perch, Phishing for compliments
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I hake to say it, but I'm Flounder-ing a halibut hereCod help us
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You feeling a bit flat..........
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I'm herring you, I'm sure you'll do betta next time
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You're a dab hand at thisBrill
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All your gibberfish chat is a ray of sunshine...
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I didnt like that ABBA song, I preferred hole in your sole
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Pikeys, the lot of you!
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We Oto know better
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We all need to be a bit less koi
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I thought I Smelt something fishyThere's definitely something fishy going on here.