What is it with all these bloody fireworks already? FFS! its still October !
Watching TV last night, and there was a hell of a bang out side, it scared the crap out of the cat!
He jumped off the sofa straight into the Christmas tree and knocked it flying
Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."
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