The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.
 
Piles for piers = 'aemorrhoids for the haristocracy.
 
A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."
 
Contributing to Global thawing!
 
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