The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Q: What do you call two nuts on the wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you call two nuts on the chest? A: Chestnuts.
Q: What do you call two nuts on your chin?
A: A Blowjob.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Skyline]

 

[mex]

 

[Cartus]

I look at the United Kingdom these days and think

“This isn't the country my grandfather fought for...”

Mind you, he was German and served in the Luftwaffe.

 

[Cartus]

 

[Cartus]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Steep]

My wife asked if she was the only one. I said yes, all the others were eights and nines.

 

[Nod]

My wife asked if she was the only one. I said yes, all the others were eights and nines.

Expecting many visitors to the ward over commercialmas?

 

[mex]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Steep]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

“MERRY CHRISTMAS” Everyone.