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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Myleene Klass said we all need music in our lives....
Yeah, that's what radios and phones are for.
We don't need all the celebs trying to outdo each other.
Grump over...
Yeah, that's what radios and phones are for.
We don't need all the celebs trying to outdo each other.
Grump over...
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Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19.
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.
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Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Chairman Xi Jinping and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Chairman Xi said 'I need one. I still have an unlimited terms of office to serve my people. He takes one and jumps. Boris said, I still have lots of trade policies to wrestle with Euro after Brexit.' He takes one and jumps.
Trump said ‘I’m the smartest man in the USA.’ He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said to the ten year old boy, 'you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting.'
The 10 year old boy said, 'Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag.'
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Chairman Xi said 'I need one. I still have an unlimited terms of office to serve my people. He takes one and jumps. Boris said, I still have lots of trade policies to wrestle with Euro after Brexit.' He takes one and jumps.
Trump said ‘I’m the smartest man in the USA.’ He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said to the ten year old boy, 'you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting.'
The 10 year old boy said, 'Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag.'
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Charles self isolating at Balmoral.........................with just himself, Camilla,................................... and 200 staff to take care of him.
simon ess
Just call me Roxanne.
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I bought a map of the world. I pinned it to the wall and said to my wife “Here, chuck a dart at it. Wherever it lands, I’ll take you there once all this virus business is finished”.
Turns out we’re spending a fortnight behind the fridge.
Turns out we’re spending a fortnight behind the fridge.
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Like a fridge over troubled waters?
Steep
Nutcrack Rapids
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Really?
But but... there are subtle differences
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I know, yours was more artistic......and first.
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Nah, we need boobs!
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You know what I meant.......You want a bloke with boobs
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Desperate times call for desperate measures.You want a bloke with boobs
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Come on, It's only day 3....
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For you maybe, been working from home now for what feels like weeks, oh hang on it has been weeks.
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Growing old disgracefully! An inspiration to us all.
