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Was in Morrisons earlier. Saw a fella whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!!
I called him a selfish c..., gave him a load of abuse. Told him he should be
ashamed of himself!
He said: “that’s all good and well mate but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?”
 
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Was in Morrisons earlier. Saw a fella whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!!
I called him a selfish c..., gave him a load of abuse. Told him he should be
ashamed of himself!
He said: “that’s all good and well mate but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?”
It was Tesco the last time......:LOL:
 

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Not really a joke , sorry.

My neighbour's cat has worked out that I'm a soft sucker. She'll demand to be let in at the back door, give me a purr and a head bump, then demand to be let out the front door.
 

Steep

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When do we find out what Hunger Games district we live in?
 
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