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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work:
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming......
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks. "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams.....
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!"
Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads. "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff and panting breath, the woman says.
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!
The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming......
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks. "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams.....
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!"
Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads. "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff and panting breath, the woman says.
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!
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The pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool. Billy walks onto the stage and asks him " can you help me with my hearing?" ..the Pope looks down at the boy,smiles and says "yes, of course I can", he puts his hands on the boys ears, prays and then as he removes his hands he says "tell me young man, how is your hearing now?" , " I don't know" says the Billy...."its not until next Wednesday"
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Sorry to pollute this thread with actual history but:
Siège d’Amour: This Love Chair Was Originally Designed for the Future King Edward VII in 1890
This extraordinary and highly imaginative chair was originally designed for the future King Edward VII – then known to everyone as ‘Bertie’,...
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I laughed at the one and only comment
Only Brit royalty could be so incompetent as to need a special chair simply in order to f*ck.
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I think it also had something to do with his gross obesity...
Are you suggesting he was a fat f***e r ?
