The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[kennethwfd]

Who was the first computer operator?

Eve, she had an apple in one hand and a wang in the other

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Whats the difference between an old computer and a secretary?
Try getting a floppy in a secretary....


Apologies in advance if that's not very pc...

 

[Mountkeen]

I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller...

Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...

 

[sphexx]

Apologies in advance if that's not very pc...

I think you missed one there, it should be:
“Apologies in advance if that's not very pc... I‘ll get my mac and “

 

[simon ess]

Try getting a floppy in a secretary....

There's a tablet for that.

I'll get my mac too.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

There's a tablet for that.

I'll get my mac too.

Does it turn a floppy drive into a hard drive?
I'll get my mac now....

 

[sphexx]

 

[sphexx]

 

[sphexx]

 

[sphexx]

 

[cymruchris]

Any takers?

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Tori_T]

https://ampervadasz.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F633938045508403201

 

[Marc]

https://ampervadasz.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F633938045508403201

Haha, love that. Our little monster loves drinking from the tap and can so see him doing that!

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[broc]

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That's just a wind up.....

 

[Cockney]

I wonder if acupuncture can be used to treat pins and needles?

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[badlywornroy]

Now we are into November lockdown, I’ve put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music.

Is this the winter of my disco tent?

 

[Steep]

 

[sphexx]

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I had to check that to make sure it was fake! His tweets have been so outlandish almost anything is believable ,

 

[KMPhoto]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[welshwizard645]

Last year I found a genie in a bottle.

"What would you like a bigger penis or a better memory?" asked the genie.

I don't remember what happened next!