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I saw it on Scottish memes and banter. One of the few that can be put up.
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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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The very last scene in that, after a slow build-up, is comedy genius.
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Got shunted from behind by a bloody ice-cream van this morning. Think Im suffering from from Mr Whippy-lash.
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There's a special place in he'll for the inventor of autocorrect.
When he dies he'll burp in Hull for all maternity.
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Sir Cliff Richard announced he was to visit Japan for the very first time.
Japanese television announce a competition and the winner would be brought to the studio to meet Sir Cliff.
Mr Sakamoto from Osaka was the lucky winner.
They brought Mr Sakamoto to the studios and when cliff walked in he said "Criff, Criff i ruv you and i ruv all of your music i have all of your songs"
Sir Cliff asked "which of my songs is your favourite?"
Mr Sakamoto said "My favlit is Itchy Sore Fanny"
Sir Cliff looked perplexed and said "I never did a song called Itchy Sore Fanny!"
Mr Sakamoto replied "Yes you did it went rike this, 'Itchy Sore Fanny how we don't talk anymore'"
Japanese television announce a competition and the winner would be brought to the studio to meet Sir Cliff.
Mr Sakamoto from Osaka was the lucky winner.
They brought Mr Sakamoto to the studios and when cliff walked in he said "Criff, Criff i ruv you and i ruv all of your music i have all of your songs"
Sir Cliff asked "which of my songs is your favourite?"
Mr Sakamoto said "My favlit is Itchy Sore Fanny"
Sir Cliff looked perplexed and said "I never did a song called Itchy Sore Fanny!"
Mr Sakamoto replied "Yes you did it went rike this, 'Itchy Sore Fanny how we don't talk anymore'"
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I should think you would too
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The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, sleeping bag, blankets,extra clothing including hat scarf and gloves, 24hr supply of food and water, de-icer, torch, spare battery,rock salt, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads, the Mrs looked like a right fool getting on the bus.
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In A&E with my son at the moment waiting for his test results after he swallowed a load of lego, I'm alright but he's s***ting bricks.
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Or alternatively he's bricking it [emoji38]
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Oh yeah. I hadn't thought of that. Well put!I would argue about that but what's the point?
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It's always nice to start the day with a bit of irony.
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No its not!
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And I thought the Panto Season had finished...
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FTFY.
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Surely irony with another element in it is steely?True irony always has an element of truth in it.
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