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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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In ancient Rome there were 4 popular poisons for dealing with one's political enemies.
Poisons I, II and III would kill you in a variety of gruesome ways, whereas poison IV made you really itchy.
Poisons I, II and III would kill you in a variety of gruesome ways, whereas poison IV made you really itchy.
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I bought a thesaurus online when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am!
I have no words to describe how angry I am!
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I turned my laptop on this morning and it sang “Hello” to me. It was a Dell.
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The man who invented the ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry go round.
They moved in different circles.
They moved in different circles.
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At least my repeats are on different pages!!!
(Usually...)
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Just got the Xmas decorations down from the loft and found a present I forgot to give the kids last year.
Its a shame really,
they would've loved that kitten.
Its a shame really,
they would've loved that kitten.
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Sorry (not sorry 
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for Steve!!!
