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Yesterday morning I heard of a very reliable COVID test.
1. Pour a good measure of whisky into a glass tumbler and try to smell it
2. If you can smell the whisky drink it to find out if you can taste it
3. If you could both smell and taste the whisky you can be reliably assured that you do not have COVID
Last night I did the test 12 times, just to be on the safe side, and all was well.
Unfortunately, I am going to have to do the test again tonight because I woke up this morning with a headache which makes me think I might be coming down with something.
I’m very nervous
1. Pour a good measure of whisky into a glass tumbler and try to smell it
2. If you can smell the whisky drink it to find out if you can taste it
3. If you could both smell and taste the whisky you can be reliably assured that you do not have COVID
Last night I did the test 12 times, just to be on the safe side, and all was well.
Unfortunately, I am going to have to do the test again tonight because I woke up this morning with a headache which makes me think I might be coming down with something.
I’m very nervous
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I'm not looking forward to next year, last year was 2020, and next year is also 2022....
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I ordered a rapid test kit from the NHS website.
They’ve sent me a DVD of The Ashes.
They’ve sent me a DVD of The Ashes.
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Another Church Notice written, but not proof read.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on
Friday afternoon.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on
Friday afternoon.
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Can't we leave them up till the end of Christmas (January 6th)?
Just because some people put them up straight after Halloween doesn't mean we have to cut our celebrations short!
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If only.....
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Here's a tip for next Christmas lads...bought the little lady a Karcher Window Vac. She's been so engrossed with it she's hardly spoken to me since Christmas morning.
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360+ days till Christmas and people have already got there decorations up
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Horse walks into a bar and says: "Double vodka please barman, and be quick about it."
Barman says: "what's the rush, are you some kind of alcoholic?"
Horse says: "I don't think I am" - and immediately vanishes from existence.
See, it's a joke about the philosophical proposition of "I think, therefore I am".
I could have explained that part first....
But that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Dave
Barman says: "what's the rush, are you some kind of alcoholic?"
Horse says: "I don't think I am" - and immediately vanishes from existence.
See, it's a joke about the philosophical proposition of "I think, therefore I am".
I could have explained that part first....
But that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Dave
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Wednesday 7pm Little Mothers Club. Anyone wishing to become a Little Mother please see the pastor in his study
