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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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HNY guys...was out on the bike this morning and the missus sent me a pic on the phone ....so i said I'll be right over .
game on...when I said about the sexy pic she said...." Turn your phone upside down....this is how I want the bedroom to look you perve.".......
game on...when I said about the sexy pic she said...." Turn your phone upside down....this is how I want the bedroom to look you perve.".......
badlywornroy
I am not macho
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After 25 years I have had to get rid of my ventriloquist dummy as it is broken and beyond repair.
It came like a golt out of the glue.
It came like a golt out of the glue.
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I saw your lips move!
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BEWARE! These new year sales are a scam!
I went to Selfridge's and they don't sell fridges.
I went to Currys and they don't sell curries.
I went to Boots and they don't sell boots.
I wasn't very impressed with the Virgin Megastore either.
You have been warned folks!
I went to Selfridge's and they don't sell fridges.
I went to Currys and they don't sell curries.
I went to Boots and they don't sell boots.
I wasn't very impressed with the Virgin Megastore either.
You have been warned folks!
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- Graeme
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I bet it was only when the dummy was talking
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The shortage of LFTs should not be of any concern as yet another alternative and reliable 1 minute self diagnosis Covid test is so easy to do.
You put the forefinger of you right hand in your mouth and then put the forefinger of your left hand in you bum.
After one minute has lapsed swap fingers.
If you cannot taste or smell the difference isolate.
Hope this helps …
You put the forefinger of you right hand in your mouth and then put the forefinger of your left hand in you bum.
After one minute has lapsed swap fingers.
If you cannot taste or smell the difference isolate.
Hope this helps …
badlywornroy
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Bought a brand new Thesaurus today & when I opened it every page was blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am!
I have no words to describe how angry I am!
