The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Mountkeen]

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

 

[gman]

 

[Nod]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?"
Sparsh: "PHD."
Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."

 

[Nod]

View attachment 370186

"Have you tried turning it off then back on again?"

 

[Nod]

 

[lugworm]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Steep]

Class

View: https://BANNED/Exiled_Sinners/status/1581592168644296704?s=20&t=4izs0DwESbWO4nbi-qhOJA

 

[Nod]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Baloo]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cockney]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[gman]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[gman]

 

[Nod]

 

[realspeed]

My wife said to me last night in bed " lets have a role reversal in bed tonight" I replied "what a great idea, my turn to have a headache"

 

[Nod]