The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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[badlywornroy]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Tringa]

I went for a couple of pints in my local last night. The landlord couldn't afford to put the lights on. I thought I have finally arrived at the unlit suplands.

Dave

 

[Skyline]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Watching F1 and that entered my head.

I’ll phone for an appointment first thing Monday

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Nod]

Ladies' or laddies'

 

[Steep]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

They might claim it's egg nog...

 

[D-Mitch]

I phoned a helpline and all I got was a series of clicks.
I found out later that my call was recorded for training porpoises.

 

[Al1944]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?








One snatches watches ............................

 

[Nod]

Anyone else hoping for a Quatari or Saudi win for the World Cup? I'd love to see what they do with the Bud Bonus!

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Anyone else hoping for a Quatari or Saudi win for the World Cup? I'd love to see what they do with the Bud Bonus!

No U in Qatar ... and no me either, not somewhere I want to visit!

 

[Steep]

Since Trump was reinstated to Twitter he has not posted at all.

He has forgotten his password and he longer has access to the Whitehouse email address he used to start it.

 

[ShinySideUp]

Since Trump was reinstated to Twitter he has not posted at all.

He has forgotten his password and he longer has access to the Whitehouse email address he used to start it.

Perhaps Slow Joe will send it to him.

 

[Mountkeen]

Last week I posed naked for a men's fitness magazine...

I think the cashier would have preferred if I'd just paid for it.

 

[Nod]

 

[mex]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[D-Mitch]

Rumours of a shortage of food at the annual Spoonersism conference turned out to be a lack of pies.

 

[Cobra]