As Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation said when presented with a salad, “You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.”Spotted today - a tee-shirt with the slogan "Vegetarians, my food s**ts on your food!"
I did one last year, the guy running the course picked on an attendee and asked him a questionOne of my golf buddies has just done a speed awareness course. He used to be a high ranking traffic cop!
I did one last year, the guy running the course picked on an attendee and asked him a question
The attendee gave a perfect answer
The guy running the course asked "how did you know that?"
The attendee said "I learned it on my last speeding course"
My wife says she's listening to every Beatles song in alphabetical order.
I think she might be up to Something.
But not if she / they / them / it / loves you yeah yeah yeah..She's probably beyond Help.
But not if she / they / them / it / loves you yeah yeah yeah..
Did a double take on the word 'cookout'!!