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Steep said:
When it skulks on a reef
And has two sets of teeth

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That's a moray.
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Yep you win this weeks prize for the worse pun(s) (y)
 
Excellent punch line I thought.
 
Steep said:
Excellent punch line I thought.
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There is no way I'm being dragged in to the fish puns again ...
This is not the time or the plaice ....

Oh FFS! :(

btw the way did anyone else read Hugh's post in the voice of Dean Martin? :D
 
Oddly, I heard it spoken by Jeremy Wade (of River Monsters fame.) Only because the programme featured a Moray eel attack on a dive leader who had his thumb bitten off by one.

I'm more a Conga man... :coat:
 
Anyone fancy a cheap £1 Barbecue

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Donald Trump said during the US Presidential Campaign that if Americans voted for Clinton they'd be stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from Day 1.

Turns out he was right. Americans did vote for Clinton and now they're stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from Day 1.
 
^ and clown, with the baggy, creased trousers :)
 
I had my leg X-rayed and the doctor said: 'Your patella measures exactly 2.54cm'.

I said: 'Inch-high knees?'

He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.'
 
Doc your images are not showing.
 
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So THAT's how *insert IP/IT/telecom provider of your choice*'s customer relations department manage it!
 
I was in Liverpool yesterday and our toddler had a tantrum and threw his favourite red car out of his pram. By the time I picked it up, it was blue and had new number plates.
 
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