The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[cosmicma]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

It is, but you have to join in the TP52ers to understand that

 

[Mountkeen]

A woman goes to her gynecologist.

Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"

Woman - "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my lady-parts."

Doctor - after a brief examination "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

Just bought a 3D printer off ebay, think i have been robbed

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mark twiglet]

Found this at s local garden centre in the Barbecue section !!! Good apron

 

[Cobra]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[gm43uk]

I Googled "lost medieval servant". It came back with "This page cannot be found."

 

[Cobra]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

my kids nearly threw up when i told them i had put ginger in tonight's curry that we had for tea......................they loved that cat

 

[andyred]

I hear they have a patented technology to turn it on. The button is called the "Go-spot," and they expect that it will work as a similar theft prevention mechanism.

 

[andyred]

No, doesn't and makes it even harder to find if you forget to use warm water

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

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Wrong type, Kawasaki Rulles. mind you would you get up off your knee at your age , so probably a safer option

 

[Cobra]

Kawasaki Rulles.

CBRr Fireblabe
KWakers well sounds like a duck to me

mind you would you get up off your knee at your age

Probably not, no

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

Men come (or should that be cum? ) in 2 varieties - w******s and liars.

Anyone else see that red circle? Clear as the (extended) nose on my face!!!

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mountkeen]

"I love you lots, snuggles." the girlfriend announced earlier.

"And I love you tons." I replied.

"Oh, I see." she said, in a huff. "You've got no nickname for me, then?"

Sometimes I swear the fat fecker is going deaf.

 

[TopBanana]

To go with the ones above

 

[DorsetDude]

Honestly! I've just seen a ladder with no rungs. You couldn't make it up!

 

[Mountkeen]

It's made out of WHAT????

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Graham]

It's made out of WHAT????

Anything to do with this by any chance lol

 

[Skyline]

 

[Gremlin]

Typical opportunist @Cobra

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

Typical opportunist @Cobra

Absolutely

 

[Cobra]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[cosmicma]