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Should have got one of these...


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On my stag night my best man said to me “Well here’s to the three rings of marriage “
”Three rings?” Says I.
”Yep, engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering!”
 
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Cobra said:
Nope I've looked at it 3 times now. and I still don't get it / see it
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Try not looking at it. Look slightly away and take in the entire picture without focussing on it.
 
I saw it with my contact lenses in and squinting slightly.
 
How many guitars do you have?

Some.

How many is that?

n-1

What's n-1

n is the right number of guitars.

So why do you have n-1?

Because I will always need another guitar.

Our conversation literally 2 minutes ago.
 
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Steep said:
Try not looking at it. Look slightly away and take in the entire picture without focussing on it.
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Well that was all very much a waste of time :D
 
Graham W said:
It's a bit like those "Magic Eye" things that were all over the place a few years back...let your eye's go out of focus.
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I can never see magic eye images, but this had a hint of a human portrait even before I squinted.
I wonder how much processing was needed to get the image right...
 
ancient_mariner said:
How many guitars do you have?

Some.

How many is that?

n-1

What's n-1

n is the right number of guitars.

So why do you have n-1?

Because I will always need another guitar.

Our conversation literally 2 minutes ago.
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Yep, Guitars are same as watches and Bikes then...

there's also a corresponding equation

n = d-1 where d = number of guitars that trigger a divorce - especially in a area where there's "community property" - otherwise n rapidly becomes n/2
 
One can never have "too many" of anything one wants - one might have "not enough", "enough" or even "more than enough" but "more than enough" is NOT the same as "too many"!
 
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Insert object of desire under yellow disc...
 
Nod said:
One can never have "too many" of anything one wants - one might have "not enough", "enough" or even "more than enough" but "more than enough" is NOT the same as "too many"!
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Many a wise word....

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