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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
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- Barely there.
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- Dang!
(DD) Double dang! - Enormous!
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- Get a Reduction.
- Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
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In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.
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Shame I can't like that a few more times
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Missus says it really annoys her all the guttural grunting and heavy breathing when the women's tennis is on telly. I have promised her I will try and stop.
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Net heard that one before. That's ace. Cant fault it.
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Mr Cobra has 2 challenges left.YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!
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That's a rally good point.
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get off the merry-go-round – you're drunk!
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Ace.
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I'll drink some of that 