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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I think that is more for a philosophical debate rather than the funnies thread. It is a bit like Schrödinger's cat.
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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Donald Trump's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied, "We're using it as a ceiling fan."
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Donald Trump's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied, "We're using it as a ceiling fan."
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That's why this forum needs a groan button...Ah yes the lazy one, she never rushed anywhere, she'd turn up eventually, and well you know, just amble-in
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Ah yes the lazy one, she never rushed anywhere, she'd turn up eventually, and well you know, just amble-in
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Ah yes the lazy one, she never rushed anywhere, she'd turn up eventually, and well you know, just amble-in
Looking on the bright side, after that my day can only get better
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Or even Narcissistic-stickshouldn't that be a Narci-stick?
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A bit of a mouthful though, don't want to tax their brains too muchOr even Narcissistic-stick
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