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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon
50 000 volts came down
and changed it's wool to nylon.
She tied it to a pylon
50 000 volts came down
and changed it's wool to nylon.
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And, it seems, some believe politicians always tell the truth. Just thank goodness for fact checking.
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.
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That's the light switch, the indicators are on the other side, probably in same condition though.
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Nope.
Twist for lights, move up down for indicators & forwards & back for full beam.
As someone who doesn't usually drive a BMW I recognize what those two arrows mean.
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I do and my indicator stalk is on the left (I think, I haven't actually used it), so that must be a really old stalk.
