The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Steep]

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Seagull

 

[Tigger.ufo]

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Seagull

Guy and Gull?

 

[Norkie]

 

[Nod]

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Is it just me or does Mike Mills look like Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall?

 

[Mr Badger]

Seagull

There's no such thing as a seagull!

 

[Steep]

There's no such thing as a seagull!

I don't think my car cares what they're called

 

[Nod]

There's no such thing as a seagull!

Oh yes, there is!!!

 

[Cobra]

 

[john.margetts]

There's no such thing as a seagull!

When I first met Bestveloved (who is a very keen birder) i mentioned a seagull and was firmly corrected. Over the intervening 20 years, i have made sure to see and mention a SEAgull every time we go out. I barely get an eye-roll now but maintaining standards is important.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

And a golden oldie

 

[Mr Badger]

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Excuse me waiter; the escargot.... I think these snails have been undercooked.

I'm very sorry sir, why is that?

Two of them are eating the salad!

 

[cosmicma]

 

[gman]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

The cheek of it!

 

[Cartus]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[Cartus]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

Not easy

 

[Mountkeen]

At long last Autopsy Club is re-opening.

Thursday night is open Mike night.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]