The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

2015 Donald Trump running for President? Don’t be ridiculous.

2016 Trump will never win.

2017 President Trump can’t do that, can he?

2018 Are you watching the Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins!

2019 Did you barricade all the windows? Don’t forget tonight is The Purge.

2020 ...
 
How To Write Good!

1. Avoid Alliteration. Always.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

3. Avoid clichés like the plague. They are old hat.

4. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.

5. Be more or less specific

6. Writers should never generalise.

Seven : Be consistent.

8. Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words that necessary; it’s highly superfluous.

9. Who needs rhetorical questions?

10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

12Attention to detail with you’re spelling and grammar, punctuation; numbering and formatting.

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Gripe water!
 
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