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My new job as a bounty hunter isn't going well ! So far I've only found a twix and a flake.
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A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order another beer take out his wallet and looks at a picture of his wife. He did this several times, finally, the bartender asks, why after you finish a beer you take out your wallet and look at a picture of your wife. The guy says as soon as she starts looking better to me, I go home.
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A guy is having a check up at the doctor's...
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it" says the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc"
"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it" says the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc"
"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
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I wish that were a joke. I’ve seen people too frequently lift up their small dogs to ’protect’ them from larger and the the other, inquisitive but friendly dog thinks ‘this is good that person needs assistance in controlling the little terror’ (actually I have no idea what the dog thinks of course) and runs over to ‘help’, mayhem ensues
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