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Seldom ≠ NeverHowever, I'm sure only folks above a certain age will get this.
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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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New Health Secretary on tour
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Another Fish and 5 loaves and we are sortedThere's something fishy about your joke.....
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Another Fish and 5 loaves and we are sorted
You had me in bits over that one. Now I'm a basket case.
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Oh come on! That joke's a washout...You had me in bits over that one. Now I'm a basket case.
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I am not macho
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I went to IKEA to look for a new couch.
The salesman assured me the couch I was interested in would seat five people with no problems.
But I don't know five people with no problems.
The salesman assured me the couch I was interested in would seat five people with no problems.
But I don't know five people with no problems.
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Oh come on! That joke's a washout...
That may be a bit subtle Andrew.
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Yep it went over my head ..
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Washing basket?
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My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.
“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.”
“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.”
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A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?”
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I first got together in an online chat-room.
Then I set up a date via E-mail with your mum and we met at a Cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
Just as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said, "You've got male !"
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I first got together in an online chat-room.
Then I set up a date via E-mail with your mum and we met at a Cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
Just as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said, "You've got male !"
