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Before I forget...

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Last time I was in Lungdung, I visited Hamley's to find a Terminator action figure. I asked an assistant where to find them. "Aisle B, back..."
 
A European wins World Snooker Championships.

Let me be the first to blame it on Brexit! :rolleyes:
 
Baloo said:
A European wins World Snooker Championships.

Let me be the first to blame it on Brexit! :rolleyes:
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They are probably still sulking over that,
My guess would be, they were allowed to win as a concession :D
 
A digression from humour in this thread which I hope will be allowed (just this once!!!) What a final that was! Had everything (apart from a streaker!)

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Talking of groups,
If Benny and Björn from ABBA had been called Steve and Dave, they would have been known as ASDA...
 
Cobra said:
Talking of groups,
If Benny and Björn from ABBA had been called Steve and Dave, they would have been known as ASDA...
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Neil and Liam didn't have a chance...
 
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Jelster said:
It's my son's Birthday today, I wanted to call him, Luke, or Hans, but he ended up being "Alex". And your post reminds me of him when he lived at home!! :LOL:
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A Dutch chap we know in France actually uses the name Gilbert (Djeelbear) because the locals can't say Hans. However in your case would it not be Han?
 
On shaky ground there...
 
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Reg Dwight - fabulous pianist but sucks on the organ.
 
Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar. Barman says "I'm going to need to see some ID."
 
A man is at the bar, blind drunk. Some of the customers decide to be good Samaritans and get him home. They pick him up off the floor and drag him out of the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car, and he falls down four more times. They ring the doorbell and a woman answers. “Here’s your husband!” “Thanks,” says the man’s wife. “What did you do with his wheelchair?”
 
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