3 blokes drink in the same pub after work & spend a fortune over
the week.
They ask the landlord if they can have free beer for being loyal customers.
The landlord says 'go home tonight & do the 1st thing your wife says & prove
it then you will have free beer for a month'.
Next day the 1st bloke come in covered in dust & ash.
Landlord asks 'what happened to you?'
'Was having a fag when i dropped some ash on the carpet,wife says' 'burn
the whole house down why dont ya' so i did!
'Free beer' says the landlord.
2nd bloke arrived all covered in dust & rubble.
Landord asks 'what happened to you?'
'Had a few too many in here last night & drove the car in to the garage wall,
wifes says' 'knock the whole house down why dont ya?' 'so i did'.
'Free beer' says the landlord.
3rd bloke arrives covered in blood!
Landlord says 'jeez,what happened to you?You look a right mess'.
'I went to bed last night feeling a bit fruity & started to touch up the wife.She
said 'you can cut that out for a start!'