It would only be abuse if the Lego men objected to being stood on. Some men apparently spend a fortune on women walking over them.
For REAL, man size pain, tread on a 13A plug, prongs up... (OR, passing a kidney/bladder stone!)
WAMT was having to keep the driver's window down on Mrs Nod's car as I was taking it down to have its brake light switch replaced. In the persisting rain.
Had Mrs Nod behind me as a mobile block for other cars but needed to let her know when I was slowing down! Nice and toasty on the way home though - window up and brake lights restored.