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Had to share this:

"I was doing a bit of research on a local castle and came across an excavation report, dating back to the early 1900's, which mentioned the finding of a cemetery within the castle's walls.

One of the skeletons they exhumed was, they deduced from its length and robust appearance, was of someone of high status but, and this is really strange, another person's skull was embedded in the skeleton's torso. Intrigued, obviously, I delved into all my books and notes and trawled the internet to see if any more information could be found.

Eventually, in Swansea University's library I came across a Victorian book entitled 'A History Of Carmarthenshire Castles' and found an account of a siege that occurred in 1201. It said that the eldest son of the Norman lord who held the castle was killed when one of the besiegers loaded his trebuchet with the only missile to hand, the head of a peasant executed for stealing food the day before. By an amazing fluke the young man was hit and killed by his shot!
This is believed to be the first recorded case, anywhere in the world, of the use of a serf face to heir missile!"
 
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An oldie (but many of us are!!!)

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