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Jeez there's some awful ads on TV at the mo
Here's some that make me feel queasy (rated by no of gags)
  • Anything by PC World! :gag:
  • That new Gillette razor one with the dad & son :gag: :gag:
  • The Argo Christmas Wish one :gag: :gag: :gag:
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Feel free to add to the list!
 
HI, MY NAME'S BARRY SCOTT

Bang, and the jerk is gone...
 
The Maltesers one, where she says "I don't feel very naughty at all".

Then flashes her self at that bloke.

Why do I hate it?

Because if it was a bloke dropping his trousers and flashing his todger at a passing woman there would be an outcry and shouts of "Pervert!".
 
Marcel said:
Why do I hate it?

Because if it was a bloke dropping his trousers and flashing his todger at a passing woman there would be an outcry and shouts of "Pervert!".
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Yep...I get that all the time. :shrug:
 
The guy hurling the dog out of his gob.....


And the #1.....

The watch out for bikers where the guy pulls out and the biker hits his car...OWUCH.....

Carl.
 
CarlOgden said:
The watch out for bikers where the guy pulls out and the biker hits his car...OWUCH.....

Carl.
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There was a big argument about that wasn't there?
The "Now you see him, now you dont, now you see him" one.

IIRC it was technically the bikers fault, he overtook while the car was indicating or something like that.

Oh hang on, you mean the recent one don't you where the guy pulls out of a side street.
Yeah that's pretty shocking...Gets the message across though I think....and ow ow ow, it must hurt.
 
And then there`s the Debenhams one, Whoever thought that one up needs to find a new career.
 
This one.

Fortunately they aren't showing it any more... and the one above is a spoof. The original didn't have the train and truck in it. Shame really.
 
InaGlo said:
All the Asda ads, or anything, absolutely anything with that obnoxious cheap bint Kerry McFatten in! :thumbsdown:
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Hahahaha! Don't you just lurve the way she says 'King Prawns'! Highly cringeworthy!
 
any shaving ad, all are unrealistic, if i whiped a razor down my cheek like those guys do i would end up in casualty
 
Any of those "no one will give you credit, we will", including the car leasing company adverts, ringtone adverts, and those cosmetic adverts with irritating people like Andie McDowell :bang:

There are many more but lets not spoil the tone ;)
 
The new Frosties one with the world's most irritating kids bouncing down the street singing "they're gonna taste great...":bang:
 
Yeah - and the one with I think it's Jane Fonda, who has so obviously had a face lift, saying that this face cream has kept her looking young :lol:
 
The one with the annoying brats who can't sleep because they are too excited at the prospect of going to Disneyland.

They should use the whole family as landfill.
 
InaGlo said:
All the Asda ads, or anything, absolutely anything with that obnoxious cheap bint Kerry McFatten in! :thumbsdown:
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Saucer of milk to table 2 please..............meeeeeeeow


:lol:

I want to see what cillit bang would do to Barry's face...
I want to see tony the tiger rip the brat apart!
I want the shiela's wheels girls to hit a telegraph pole at 90
I want a double glazed window to shatter and shut the fat bloke up on the safestyle ads

Mind you, I also want to be locked in a room with the pussycat dolls wearing nothing but a bar of chocolate.........:naughty:

I have more chance of that happening than seeing an end to cruddy adverts though..........I hate telly adverts :razz:
 
digitalfailure said:
Mind you, I also want to be locked in a room with the pussycat dolls wearing nothing but a bar of chocolate.........:naughty:
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The mind conjours up certain images on that one.... how much Nutella have I got left. :D
 
I really don't get the corsa with the knitted dolls. What the heck are they selling?
 
I really hate that bit before Emmerdale, I think its their sponsor,, when that bloke looks in a full length mirror as side-on and pulls his stomach in and smiles............eeeuuuuurrrgh I actually put my hands over my eyes each time and cant watch it! :razz:
 
The adverts for computer training courses, when they tell you they will get you the qualifications and you too could earn the average IT salary of £30k++
 
Janice said:
I really hate that bit before Emmerdale, I think its their sponsor,, when that bloke looks in a full length mirror as side-on and pulls his stomach in and smiles............eeeuuuuurrrgh I actually put my hands over my eyes each time and cant watch it! :razz:
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I think you mean the ITV 'ident'. IIRC they started using it in January this year, and have only just changed their idents to wintery/autumn ones.
It got a bit annoying for me too.

I hate that Corsa ad too, I mean, knitted dolls shouting "C'Mon!" how is that advertising the car?
Infact I hate all car adverts. I think I would make a killing if I set up an ad agency and produced a car advert that said

"Right, this is suchandsuch a car, it's got this, it's got that, it does this it does that, and it costs such and such".....Why do they have to go all arty farty?
And Va Va Voom? I'll shove this Va Va Voom up your french jacksie in a minute, son, if you say that one more time.

For me, a good advert is one that's well thought out and is funny, intuitive and cleverly put together.

One of the best adverts IMO is the Blackcurrant Tango Ad...Watch it here
 
My pet hate is those copyright adverts before movies in the cinemas. It's so blatantly not true. The quality of the pirated DVDs are actually pretty good. :)

Of course I have to agree that the cinema experience is irreplaceable.
 
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