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Are you not married then Ingrid? :)

Night Jon x See you tomorrow.
 
Tori said:
Are you not married then Ingrid? :).
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No Tori, tried it once many years ago and never again
Happily single now and intend to stay that way :D
 
Lolol Do you think anyone would object if I wore White?!

Chris has gone very quiet. I hope he's not chewing his own tail or something!
 
Aww I felt that way for a bit but never say never. Maybe we just made bad choices and there's something nicer round the corner for both of us! :)
 
Tori said:
Lolol Do you think anyone would object if I wore White?!

Chris has gone very quiet. I hope he's not chewing his own tail or something!
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Nope anything goes these day (y)
and long may he stay that way :D

Tori said:
Aww I felt that way for a bit but never say never. Maybe we just made bad choices and there's something nicer round the corner for both of us! :)
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Well it's been a very long time since I got divorced and have turned down a few proposals since then, I just don't do weddings
 
Not even for the cake/beer? Lol. I'm with you hun. When I got wed the first time I had thunder, lightening...like a scene from Omen!! I should of known it was a sign!
 
Tori said:
Sad, but totally true...my much loved Garter snake was much fried :(
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BUGGER I am certainly not going anywhere near you
(no offence :D)
hepburn said:
Do it japanese style and fall on it Chris ;)

Was that helpful BTW? :D
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Thanks Jon you are nothing if not helpful (y)
Tori said:
I could always fry you Chris ;-) lol
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Pass :D
(y)

hepburn said:
Talking of which... Pancake day/Shrove Tuesday on March 8th (y)
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Yeah whats all that about ? I don't remember it being anything other than mid Feb :shrug:
Tori said:
Hang on a minute! Move in?? LOL He deals with vermin....apparently just inhaling him can give you salmonella!! Even my cooking is safer than that!
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Thats not how Jon tells it :D
 
hepburn said:
There's always the river Tori ;)
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Ive heard of the River Thames, Avon Ouse etc but not Tori :thinking:
Is that down your way? :D
Tori said:
Chris has gone very quiet. I hope he's not chewing his own tail or something!
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Just bit my tongue but its alright I just discovered that I am not that poisonous after all :D
 
Anyway Girlies all this talk of marriage is making my balls toes curl :D
so I'll leave you too it have fun (y)
Night night xx
 
Lol @ Chris, You're safe, really you are! Most people recover from my cooking after a few days. I've only fed Jon sandwiches so he's escaped lol.
It's the river Colne in Colchester lol.
 
Tori said:
Lol @ Chris, You're safe, really you are! Most people recover from my cooking after a few days. I've only fed Jon sandwiches so he's escaped lol.
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BUGGER! you really must try harder you know :D

Tori said:
It's the river Colne in Colchester lol.
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Not according to Heppers \/ :D
hepburn said:
There's always the river Tori ;)
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Right thats me really outa here
Night night one and all :wave:
 
Gremlin said:
Think you've just been propsed to Tori (y)
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Who, where? :thinking::shrug:

Gremlin said:
No Tori, Happily single now and intend to stay that way :D
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And so the male population came to breathe a huge sigh of relief... :LOL:

Tori said:
Chris has gone very quiet. I hope he's not chewing his own tail or something!
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More like the bugger is plotting his next move... :cautious:

Tori said:
Maybe we just made bad choices and there's something nicer round the corner for both of us! :)
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We can all wish! :D
 
Cobra said:
BUGGER I am certainly not going anywhere near you
(no offence :D)
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Be grateful for small mercies Tori :LOL:

Cobra said:
Thanks Jon you are nothing if not helpful (y)
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I'm glad you recognise one of my good qualities Chris :p

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Yeah whats all that about ? I don't remember it being anything other than mid Feb :shrug:
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Yep. Guess it clashes with Valentine's day too much? Bit hard to market expensive pancake mix and lemon juice when the shelves are stocked with overpriced cards, chocs, and flowers too.
 
Tori said:
Lol @ Chris, You're safe, really you are! Most people recover from my cooking after a few days. I've only fed Jon sandwiches so he's escaped lol.
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Yep, I've managed to avoid her cooking so far. And people call me stupid... :thinking: :LOL:

Cobra said:
Ive heard of the River Thames, Avon Ouse etc but not Tori :thinking:
Is that down your way? :D
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Tori said:
It's the river Colne in Colchester lol.
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Cobra said:
Not according to Heppers \/ :D
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There is a river tori Chris... In Sudan... :LOL:
 
So so
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You sound a bit fed up this morning Sarah. It could be worse, Chris could be there.:LOL:
 
If you ever get the chance to have a go at falconary, go for it, it is fantastic.

I did it for a while, we started our own Falconary Club which was held in Barking/Rainham in Essex.
 
AFC said:
You sound a bit fed up this morning Sarah. It could be worse, Chris could be there.:LOL:
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and that's something we would all be grateful for :D
Morning all
 
You're welcome Sarah
I'm sure he'll be long later with yet more derogative comments about me, and if he was in Spain I could have some peace (y)
Sorry to land you with the problem
 
Havent been around for a while :( so jst dropping by to say hi, hope everyone is well :))
 
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Havent been around for a while :( so jst dropping by to say hi, hope everyone is well :))
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Hiya Cathy yep fine how's you ?
It's a bit mad in here these days ;)
 
Just cleaned my freezer out and seems a trip to Tesco is in order, bugger was hoping to avoid that till the end of the week, still the damn dog has to eat I suppose :LOL:
 
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