Old enough to know better, young enough not to care [emoji481]
I have a story about being old enough to know better.
One day last summer we were sitting in our garden having a cup of tea when we noticed our next door neighbour was in his garden. He's in his mid 80s, he's been widowed for a few years now, and we get on very well with him, so we invited him to pop over for a cuppa too.
As he sat down we noticed that his right hand was all bandaged up, so we asked him what he'd done.
Well, he said, he'd volunteered to prune a big hedge for "an elderly friend". He went round there with his chainsaw, and he got most of it done, but there was one bit that was awkward to reach. So he climbed to the very top of the step ladder, reached out as far as he could sideways with the chainsaw in one hand... and it slipped out of his hand and nicked him as it fell.
Honestly, if it had been a couple of inches to the side, or if it had rotated differently as it fell, it could have taken his hand off.
Bear in mind that this is a man who has used power tools for the whole of his life. He's a retired metalworker, he has made wrought-iron gates for half the people in our street, he still uses his welding rig despite having a pacemaker (though that's a different story). He knows how to use a chainsaw. You'd think.
So now our question is, how old do you have to be, before you're old enough to know better? And the answer is, you're never old enough to know better.