im a smug gloating git and i want to rub stuff in your faces

But, as an Irish mate pointed out, why are all the Irish people on TV gay?

Weird. :p
 
SammyC said:
But, as an Irish mate pointed out, why are all the Irish people on TV gay?

Weird. :p
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That's like saying everybody in bristol is gay


Dermot O'leary (born in cork. BBLB ECT)

Dylan Moran (stan-up/ black books)

Dara O Briain (stand-up: Pretended have i got news for you)

Ardal O'Hanlon: Dougal from Father Ted and a great stand up comic.

That's not to mention all the below that have graced stage tv and screen


Sir Michael Gambon

Liam Neeson

Richard Harris

Peirce Brosnan

Peter O'tool

Collin farrell

Colm Meaney

Stephen rea

That's just of the top of my head boyo
 
today i had a ride in a 2006 spec WRC focus, JESUS CHRIST not only did it handle really well (dispite being a gravel spec car on broken tarmac) and stick like **** to a blanket, but the kick up the arse from the boost kicking in was unreal especially under launch control!

the best bits were either when the driver flicked it nose in drifting through a corner at over 100kph while facing a fence (musta been right next to the front of the car although you cant see anything forwards of the windscreen), or alternatvively when the driver threw the car into a hairpin bend and the entire back of the car lifted into the air before we pulled off amidst a cloud of tire smoke!
 
I'm a smug gloating git and I want to rub stuff in your face and that...

My trade mark ( OPTIFLOW ™ ) came through today....wahay :woot: ....its only been a year since the application, didn't think I'd get it because a Large chemical company also owns a an optiflow trade mark...luckily for me they decided our business where totally different... so now its mine as well.

...which is nice. :D

I'd like to tell you guys all about my plans...but I cant, sorry :( ...other people may read this you know... :cautious:

All I can say is this means so much to me and right now, I've been feeling uninspired to improve my main business over the last year, content just to make a good wage and make time for other things, but since opening that large brown envelope an hour ago a feel uplifted and suddenly my minds full of the plans and ideas that depended on it coming through. (y) :banana:
 
SammyC said:
Please explain. :)
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I'm Native Indian Sammy. (Ojibway) I belong to the Chippewas of Mnjikaning first Nation, which reside on Rama reserve. (google 'Casino rama') There are benefits that come along with being Native Indian if you have status which I do. Things like medical, dental,optical and your education. Stuff like that is all paid for by the band I belong too.

Interesting eh! :D
 
Yeah yeah Jewel, but do you still chew the guy's moccasins in the morning? :LOL:
 
Sean_Mcr said:
That's like saying everybody in bristol is gay


Dermot O'leary (born in cork. BBLB ECT)

Dylan Moran (stan-up/ black books)

Dara O Briain (stand-up: Pretended have i got news for you)

Ardal O'Hanlon: Dougal from Father Ted and a great stand up comic.

That's not to mention all the below that have graced stage tv and screen


Sir Michael Gambon

Liam Neeson

Richard Harris

Peirce Brosnan

Peter O'tool

Collin farrell

Colm Meaney

Stephen rea

That's just of the top of my head boyo
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Did I say that? No, I didn't. Try again.
 
whitewash said:
the best bits were either when the driver flicked it nose in drifting through a corner at over 100kph while facing a fence (musta been right next to the front of the car although you cant see anything forwards of the windscreen), or alternatvively when the driver threw the car into a hairpin bend and the entire back of the car lifted into the air before we pulled off amidst a cloud of tire smoke!
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Sounds just like me... :thinking:





...on the playstation. :LOL:
 
jewel said:
:thinking: ummmm what? :LOL:
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It was a custom in some of the American Indian tribes that the squaws used to chew the brave's moccasins to soften them in the morning as they tended to go hard overnight (the mocassins!) If she failed in this duty hubby would bite off one her fingers!

Obviously it wan't your lot, but I did read that somewhere. :shrug:
 
SammyC said:
Sorry, humour bypass on my part there. Bad day in the office.
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Lol mate, no worries i was just putting your mate straight (pardon the pun) who you quoted
 
CT said:
It was a custom in some of the American Indian tribes that the squaws used to chew the brave's moccasins to soften them in the morning as they tended to go hard overnight (the mocassins!) If she failed in this duty hubby would bite off one her fingers!

Obviously it wan't your lot, but I did read that somewhere. :shrug:
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I've never heard of that to be honest,lol Bite off a finger, that's a wee bit harsh innit? :LOL:
 
Forbiddenbiker said:
I'm a smug gloating git and I want to rub stuff in your face and that...

My trade mark ( OPTIFLOW ™ ) came through today....wahay :woot:
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That is nice! Tonight you'll be mostly drinking champers I'll guess! :D

Congratulations! :clap:
 
whitewash said:
i got yet anoter of my posts on avforums.com' photography section deleted.

as you may remember they enjoy silencing my opinions and told me to remove my signiture because it made reference to the male genitalia, there reasoning was that it was a family site and it wasnt appropriate.......... yet they have a link to an adult dvd site on their main forums structure.... very family orientated, ive also been warned for using swearwords such as **** or **** dispite them be either censored by myself with * or by their auto censor........


do you know what i did this time.....?


on a thread about cliff richard i typed "i hate cliff richards" talk about silencing other peoples opinions the cliff richards loving ****ers......!


that forum has dropped from very good to less than **** recently

gotta laugh

i love cliff richards...
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Lol Jamie, i can recall you and i having the odd debate about that when i was a moderator there, it's a thankless task, i found the owner to be thankless which is why i told him to shove it. I'll guess it's still Steve who mods that section, ste's a good guy you can't please everybody. There's certain things i could not agree with, so i left, if you can't live with how things are there jay then leave. But if you're going to stay you're going to have to put up with it matey. There is no "they" on AV; there is only "he" and the mods are just the messengers
 
HIMUPNORTH said:
That is nice! Tonight you'll be mostly drinking champers I'll guess! :D

Congratulations! :clap:
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Thanks. :)

... Oh yes defiantly champers and loads of caviar last night...oh yes.... ;)

I may have also had a refreshing sprinkling of JD and several Stella’s all followed up with some stale, but still nice bar tortillas, and then later when all sense had left us.. an Indian restaurant, just to make sure we remembered in the morning.... :LOL:
 
jewel said:
Bite off a finger, that's a wee bit harsh innit? :LOL:
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I dunno... I can't abide hard moccasins first thing in the morning. ;)
 
Iam a smug gloating git because I just picked up a cheque (£18.00) for a picture that appeared in the Sheffield Evening Star several weeks ago:)
 
I think some of you are probably aware why im a smug gloating git... :p

For the others.... can I just say MacPro Quad Core goodness... hmmmm.

Also ive now got Aperture and Photoshop CS2.
 
Kid's have just been on holiday for a week leaving me & the wife home , alone.


And it was Good ;)
 
I was on my own yesterday and a bit of today with the kids.

Packed my wife off to a health farm for her birthday. Kids in bed by 7pm me sat down...ahhhh bliss :D
 
I just took delivery of my first little L ... the canon 17-40 :woot:
Also a couple of Bowens studio lights to play with .These are gonna be fun (or downright frustrating) because Ill be really feeling my way around in the dark with these babies ... planning to learn as I go :help:
 
InaGlo said:
Also a couple of Bowens studio lights to play with .... Ill be really feeling my way around in the dark with these babies
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um, switch them on then it won't be so dark.....
:nuts:
 
InaGlo said:
Rofl!
On just trying to open the damn bag, which is packed so tight I just know that Ill never get everything back in it ever again,I ripped a nail! Obviously not packed with women in mind (I have a blooming comp next week too, tut!)
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Oh the scoundrels, they should have put a zip on it or something...;) ;)

I'm just jealous ...you lucky lucky so and so. :D
 
my girlfriend has been staying at my house for a few days (read as about 2 weeks!) its been really nice, and today she went home while i was at work. and i arived home to find my house had been neatened up, my washing up had been done and i had a card ontop of my computer which was really sweet, you know the sort of card that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside :) :D
 
whitewash said:
my girlfriend has been staying at my house for a few days (read as about 2 weeks!) its been really nice, and today she went home while i was at work. and i arived home to find my house had been neatened up, my washing up had been done and i had a card ontop of my computer which was really sweet, you know the sort of card that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside :) :D
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wasn't that nice of her, she's a keeper,lol :D

jewel
 
Hmmm, now either she's done something wrong or she wants something.....
 
aww....glad you've got such a lovely girlfriend Whitewash....

I'm happy cos I've got a new baby....a lensbaby to be exact, I can't wait to take some morephotos with it but I must do some housework first :shrug:
 
I've just discovered the joys of having my own jet washer. First I did the car, then I did the path outside my house because I splattered fence paint all over it yesterday, then I did the paving stones in my back garden and got the mould off them and then I was addicted and had to find something else to clean. I now have the cleanest drain covers in town, now there's something to be proud of. what next eh?
 
Kev Mills said:
I've just discovered the joys of having my own jet washer. First I did the car, then I did the path outside my house because I splattered fence paint all over it yesterday, then I did the paving stones in my back garden and got the mould off them and then I was addicted and had to find something else to clean. I now have the cleanest drain covers in town, now there's something to be proud of. what next eh?
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My ex, she was filthy.

Failing that, you could always hose my little lad down

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