The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Marc]

 

[Hertsman]

The modern nativity scene.....

 

[gm43uk]

You better be good this Christmas, Santa has a very particular set of skills...

 

[mikew]

 

[Cartus]

Happy Christmas!

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[AHILL]

been a bit light on the volume of submissions so here's a few repeats.

 

[AHILL]

there should be something for everyone there.

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

Well this year my wife spent a fortune on paper, pencil and Crayons and now were we'll overdrawn

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Doc]

 

[Nod]

Wright's Coal Tar!!!

 

[omens]

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I saw Easter Eggs in Tescos. On Christmas Eve!

 

[Steep]

One job, you had one job...

 

[gm43uk]

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

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[n0chex]

 

[n0chex]

My kids keep taking the p*** out of my Alzheimer's, they won't be laughing when they wake up on Christmas morning and there are no eggs under the friggin bonfire!!
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[gm43uk]

Here's a tip for next Christmas lads...bought the little lady a Karcher Window Vac. She's been so engrossed with it she's hardly spoken to me since Christmas morning.

 

[the black fox]

Here's a tip for next Christmas lads...bought the little lady a Karcher Window Vac. She's been so engrossed with it she's hardly spoken to me since Christmas morning.

The wife got the extension pole set for hers this Xmas ,can’t wait till she does the outside upstairs windows on her mums 7th floor flat

 

[Marc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Tori_T]

I wonder how many people will be giving their roll a quick check underneath every time now that you've posted that?

 

[Cobra]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Tringa]

I was stopped by a canvasser in the street this morning and asked what is going to be my New Year's resolution. I told him I was having the same one as last year - 1920 x 1080.

Dave

 

[Cobra]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[ianp5a]

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Brake lights, yes. The relatives are braking. So they probably are going to turn around and come back now.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

So this is what @Server Hamster is doing on it's day off

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