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English isn't their first language ...
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English isn't their first language ...
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If that one is indeed 100% genuine
, it is yet another delightful example of "make sure to proof read the the sign before it is signed off for manufacturing...." 
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Saw this on the TV Guide
Boxing match review........................................................followed by
Boxing match review........................................................followed by
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Bu99er Kansas as a destination...
The proof reading one reminded me of this one...
A council put up a Welsh language road sign reading "I am out of the office at the moment" when it should have said "No entry for heavy goods vehicles".
https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2008/nov/01/5
A council put up a Welsh language road sign reading "I am out of the office at the moment" when it should have said "No entry for heavy goods vehicles".
https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/2008/nov/01/5
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Lets not go there Eh?
Manchego where a man has to go.
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It was only brie fly, so no need to get cheesed off.
I Camembert it any longer Its enough to send E-mmental.
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I Camembert it any longer Its enough to send E-mmental.
Hard cheese then old chap.
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the cost of living has now gotten that bad that my wife's started to have sex with me because she cant afford the batteries
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You DO know this is meant to be the joke thread, don't you?
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Better take some margarine then if you're goin' to Kansas City, Marlon Brando had some in Paris
That was butter.
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I think you are getting 1978 mixed up with 1981
I think Benedict and Francis can breathe a sigh of relief.I think you are getting 1978 mixed up with 1981
It was the person I nicked the joke from who got it mixed up
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose
funeral is it?'
'My wife's.
''What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?'
The man replied,................. 'Get in line.'
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose
funeral is it?'
'My wife's.
''What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?'
The man replied,................. 'Get in line.'