The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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aaahhh the return of Ingrid the arouser :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
 
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast.

Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day.
 
The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said.
"I was just in the bathroom covering my willy with paracetamol.
You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
 
Happy Star Wars Day (y)

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I'm sure that's been posted before.

But I'm definitely NOT complaining that it's been reposted! Feel free to repost it weekly!!! :D
 
munch said:
Is it a joke? or is someone saying "look how intelligent I am I can put up posts that no one understands"
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The quote is from Descartes - I think therefore I am. Any idea what the corruption point is?

In terms of a joke....

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he finishes his drink, the bartender asks him if he would like another. Descartes replies, “No, I think not,” and disappears in a puff of logic.
 
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