The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

No reason why one shouldn't be reading this thread and having sex at the same time... (Please excuse the wobbly typing!!!)

 

[Gremlin]

Yep I can relate to this

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[mikew]

My bloody dog ran off last night, so there I was walking round the park calling his name for 20mins and still couldn't find him.

My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo...

Still can't find the f##king dog...….

 

[Steep]

You had one job!

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[sirch]

As my old dad used to say, “The first rule of theatre is to leave them wanting more”.

Great man, terrible anaesthetist.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[andyred]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Marc]

 

[Marc]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

When the machines finally rise up against the humans

....I REALLY hope I'm nowhere near a dildo factory....

 

[Steep]

 

[Steep]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Marc]

 

[mikew]

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[the black fox]

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you t*** Ingrid its disabled ,thought my i.mac had froze for the last five minutes

 

[Cobra]

you t*** Ingrid its disabled ,thought my i.mac had froze for the last five minutes

 

[Box Brownie]

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[Gremlin]

you t*** Ingrid its disabled ,thought my i.mac had froze for the last five minutes

PMSL

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

'Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective'

But apparently I'm still late for work

 

[Cartus]

You can say what you like about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

 

[Gremlin]

@the black fox ......am I forgiven

 

[the black fox]

@the black fox ......am I forgiven

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her cups runeth over so yep yo is forgiven

 

[Steep]

 

[Marc]