The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Two Scottish bikers, Archie & Jimmy, are discussing Jimmy's wedding. "Och, it's all goin' brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' sorted, the fluers, church, cuars, reception, rings, meenister, even ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "You'll look smairt. Whit's the tartan?" "Och," says Jimmy, "she'll be in white!"
 
Probably a year since it was last posted - much longer than most repeats!
 
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We hear all this about Black Friday, but it's actually nice that they get their own day. They deserve a break.
 
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Thinking of using this for my new profile pic, what do you think?
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Hmmmm there are a few that I could use that for, you are quite well back in the queue in the scheme of things :D
 
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There'll probably be a few punch-ups on the news later - Black Friday highlights!
 
 
Steep said:
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Just in case there was someone on the planet that didn't get it:D

edit, seems he was also the voice of "Rex" in toy story
 
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My old mate Lumpy is now an old fart - is that the same thing? (He doesn't (always) smell though.)
 
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