The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[camerassassin]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[gm43uk]

 

[kendo1]

First photo from Insight probe

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Nod]

I blame the dyslexic who started the letter "Deer Satan"...

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

Have the new privacy laws gone too far.

 

[Marc]

 

[Steep]

I was in bed last night pulling my boxers off when my wife walked in and said please don’t do that to the dogs.

 

[mikew]

 

[Marc]

 

[kennethwfd]

One of the funniest Christmas songs ever

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsagJ0hxYCo

 

[mikew]

 

[gm43uk]

On a cold Canadian winter morning, wife texts husband: "WINDOWS FROZEN, WON’T OPEN"
Husband texts back: "POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER IT AND TAP GENTLY ALONG THE EDGES WITH A HAMMER"
Five minutes later wife texts husband: “COMPUTER REALLY SCREWED UP NOW”

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

face by bigdave88, on Flickr

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

Funny but norty sweary NSFW

https://www.talkphotography.co.uk/attachments/jabbybrush-jpg.139570/

 

[Nod]

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Reminded me of the Dara Ó Briain tale.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu8DdY3BBYQ

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Farmerjim]

How to trick a monkey This is hilarious!!!

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Tringa]

A slip on Radio 4's Today programme this morning. In the news headlines at around 6:30 the newsreader said,"Theresa May will hope to win over large members......, large numbers of her own back benchers"

Link here - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0001dzx. Jump to 31min to get the start of the headlines

Dave

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Nod]

Bu99ered up quotes!​

 

[Server Hamster]

 

[Marc]