The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

Will Esther McVey be sanctioned for quitting her job?

 

[mikew]

 

[MatBin]

Will Esther McVey be sanctioned for quitting her job?

I first read that as sectioned

One can but hope so (either)

 

[the black fox]

just finished writing my book of " 101 ways to do welsh lamb" I have even included a couple of recipes

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

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Not news, just another pussy walking out

 

[Mountkeen]

Fun fact:

The proper name for a witch’s cooking pot is Ronald......but they are cauldron for short.

 

[the black fox]

just finished writing my book of " 101 ways to do welsh lamb" I have even included a couple of recipes

For the hissy one SMOKEY memory jog

 

[Cobra]

For the hissy one SMOKEY memory jog

Nope you lost me?

 

[kennethwfd]

after all the posts with big tits...

 

[the black fox]

Nope you lost me?

your video link with the sheep and catchy tune

 

[Cobra]

your video link with the sheep and catchy tune

Ah yes of course I had forgotten "Smokey" I'd better go see if he's OK

Edit yep He's fine

(Above linky NSFW if you've not seen it )

 

[mikew]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]

 

[ancient_mariner]

Sadly, with the quality of headlines and subjects I see on the BBC news website these days, that headline could be real.

 

[Steep]

 

[Tigger.ufo]

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3 posts up!!!

Is this a record?

 

[Cobra]

3 posts up!!!

Is this a record?

I think it must be
At least he never also "liked" mine

 

[Nod]

Guessing it must have pooped (oops!) up on farceberk or twatter or is doing the rounds via e-mail.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Cobra]

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Surely you are kidneying me?

 

[camerassassin]

 

[MatBin]

Oh have a heart,........

 

[camerassassin]

as long as there's no charge for it - I'm poor

 

[huffy]

Surely you are kidneying me?

That's a Heartless comment. (too slow)

 

[Cobra]

That's a Heartless comment. (too slow)

I don't have the stomach for all these puns tonight

 

[ancient_mariner]

I don't have the stomach for all these puns tonight

Gutless wonder.

 

[Cobra]

Gutless wonder.

Shouldn't there be a colon in that quote?

 

[camerassassin]

 

[ancient_mariner]

Shouldn't there be a colon in that quote?

I guess I deserve ribbing for that.

 

[Box Brownie]

Come on you spineless lot get some backbone and stand up for yourselves

 

[Cobra]

OK this is getting on my nerves now

 

[Steep]

I think it must be
At least he never also "liked" mine

Mine's bigger than yours

 

[Steep]

 

[Gremlin]

A young soldier with panic in his eyes ran up to a beautiful nun.
Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, Sister? I’ll explain later.”
The friendly nun nodded and let the man crawl in under her skirt.
A moment later, a couple of Military Police ran up to the nun and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier around here?”
She pointed away and replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt. He smiled at her and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to some foreign country and shoot people.”
The nun nodded and said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier hesitated for a moment, but then added, “I hope I’m not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to war either!”

 

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