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New York, new year. A mounted traffic cop sees a girl cycling and calls
"Hey, little girl, that's a nice bike, did Santa bring it?"
"Yes, he did"
"Well", says the cop writing out a ticket, "Next time ask Santa to put a reflector on it"
So she asks "That's a nice horse, did Santa bring it?"
"He sure did" replies the cop with a grin
Sweetly and innocently she replies "Next time ask Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top!"
"Hey, little girl, that's a nice bike, did Santa bring it?"
"Yes, he did"
"Well", says the cop writing out a ticket, "Next time ask Santa to put a reflector on it"
So she asks "That's a nice horse, did Santa bring it?"
"He sure did" replies the cop with a grin
Sweetly and innocently she replies "Next time ask Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top!"