The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

Just discovered that there's a type of shot in golf called a sister-in-law. It's when you mishit a shot but get a very good result. In other words, you know you shouldn't really be up there...

 

[the black fox]

ahhh that takes me back to my first wife's two sisters happy daze

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Time for a little Mick Dundee.

 

[Nod]

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THAT's when you find out she's roofied you!

 

[ancient_mariner]

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How appropriate that you should post that, Ingrid.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Sean Wilson]

Is that Rod Hulls last picture..........

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Gremlin]

How appropriate that you should post that, Ingrid.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Server Hamster]

Crossing a Ford...
That pic's out of Focus.

 

[welshwizard645]

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A 74-year old on Anglesey was shot by a crossbow while he was adjust his roof aerial at the dead of night, sadly died a few days ago. No joke but it does raise a lot of questions...

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

Are you a retired Skinhead?

Looking for that perfect nostalgic footwear for your holiday home in Marbella?

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Petrochemist]

Typical bookies the last of those odds is heavily stacked in their favour!

 

[Cobra]

 

[cosmicma]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[the black fox]

Theresa May has just been accepted for this years I'm a celebrity ,get me out of here .....

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Norkie]

Another golf shot: A Sally Gunnel, ugly but a good runner...

 

[Nod]

Another golf shot: A Sally Gunnel, ugly but a good runner...

I believe that "not conventionally the best looker" might be a kinder description!