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But there rabbits!!
 
David Cameron has a new job. He will be working for Afiniti. I'm not expecting the AI to help him much.
 
Gremlin said:
There's loads of repeats on here, but the text isn't quite the same, and I doubt many really care
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I didn't say it wasn't worth another look :)
 
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Steep said:
I've been left a stately home in my uncles will. I've no idea yet where Sod Hall is but I'm so thrilled!
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Somewhere between Bu99er Hall and Far Call. I call it Taint Hall.
 
When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of d******ds saying that they wouldn't feel safe on a Aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman!
I couldn't believe that in this day and age two blokes could be so sexist. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the stupid thing is it?
 
It's usually a man doing the pushback (which sounds rather dodgy!!!)
 
Nod said:
Somewhere between Bu99er Hall and Far Call. I call it Taint Hall.
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That reminds me of Round the Horne where the will read
"To my eldest son, knowing how he always felt about me, I do leave the contents of my stables
However, I've already sold the horses"
 
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