The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[scottishguy]

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

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You might get to play around, or get a 69 if your lucky.

 

[Cobra]

You might get to play around, or get a 69 if your lucky.

Not expecting a "hole in one" then?

 

[scottishguy]

Not expecting a "hole in one" then?

I'd be happy with just the birdie

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[camerassassin]

I have a great friend who will email me in the mornings - time is marked as either BC or AC

I only reply if it's an AC email

BC ones require a sensible gap of about 2 hours before a response is made !!

 

[mikew]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[kennethwfd]

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But then if you were slower, it might be loitering within tent

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

But then if you were slower, it might be loitering within tent

I always found camping sex to be very in tents

 

[simon ess]

I said to my doctor, " sometimes I feel like a wigwam, sometimes I feel like a tepee."

He said, "You're two tents."

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[mikew]

 

[Steep]

Just found out I’ve missed the PPI deadline.

They kept that quiet.

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me five shots of your best scotch!" The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow, that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink!" says the bartender. "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The man replies, "50 cents."

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[scottishguy]

 

[Graham]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

Well it made me laugh anyway.

People are heading to Cornwall to see the brown Booby. This is quite unusual as they ( brown booby's) are only normally seen in the Caribbean

Well I guess they are Jeremy

 

[cymruchris]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[mex]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cockney]