The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[andyred]

No argument from me

Nor me [emoji83]

 

[kendo1]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. There was something covering my ears.

 

[Steep]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

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Many years ago, I read a short story about that very thing, they measured the angle of the heads over hundreds of years and they were tilting skywards.
The story ends with massive spaceships filling the skys...

 

[Farmerjim]

Ihad to look more than twice!

 

[Cobra]

Ihad to look more than twice!

Me too

 

[Gremlin]

 

[gm43uk]

Strange beer to the left of me, cheap biscuits to the right. Here I am, stuck in the Lidl with you!

Brilliant, you have Aldi best lyrics

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

Touche' old girl touche'

 

[the black fox]

ROFPMSL

 

[dejongj]

 

[Skyline]

 

[Mountkeen]

You know when you get that sudden urge to eat something just because it's there?

Anyway, I lost my job as a gynecologist today.

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Steep]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[n0chex]

How tall was Adolf Hitler and where did he live?

 

[n0chex]

My wife just accused me of having an affair with a welsh woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

I said "how can you say that?"

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

How tall was Adolf Hitler and where did he live?

LOL made me smile

 

[Earley Man]

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I really liked this. If only the government of the USA would remember how they got their country perhaps they would be embarrassed enough to stop telling the rest of the world how to run theirs.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[AndyB1976]

Dumb & Dumber

 

[andyred]

 

[Doc]

 

[tom24]

https://www.facebook.com/Oohthebant...41829.415233951944261/852422521558733/?type=3

 

[kendo1]

https://www.facebook.com/Oohthebant...41829.415233951944261/852422521558733/?type=3

Love that Facebook page. Here's another one from a wee bit further doon...

 

[tom24]

Love that Facebook page. Here's another one from a wee bit further doon...
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Saw that too, love it

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Steep]

Nine years ago today I asked the girl of my dreams to go out with me and last night I asked her to marry me! She said no both times.

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Doc]

 

[Steep]

 

[Doc]

 

[Doc]