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No argument from me :thumbs:

Nor me [emoji83]
 
Many years ago, I read a short story about that very thing, they measured the angle of the heads over hundreds of years and they were tilting skywards.
The story ends with massive spaceships filling the skys...
 
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ROFPMSL
 
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How tall was Adolf Hitler and where did he live?
 
My wife just accused me of having an affair with a welsh woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

I said "how can you say that?"
 

I really liked this. If only the government of the USA would remember how they got their country perhaps they would be embarrassed enough to stop telling the rest of the world how to run theirs.
 
Nine years ago today I asked the girl of my dreams to go out with me and last night I asked her to marry me! She said no both times.
 
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