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Nod (NOT Ethel!!!)
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I got a really dirty look when I pointed out that the baby in the nativity scene at the garden centre was a couple of months premature...
 
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Nigel
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Does anyone in here know if you use skin from someone's buttock and graft it to another persons buttock?

Arse skin for a friend.
 
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The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"
 
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